Solid Advice
"Do you know if Tiger Woods won the US Open playoff yesterday?"
"Why do you care?"
"Uh, to be a good dinner party guest or employee or, you know, date, it's important to be able to talk about things other people are interested in."
"That is so lame: dinner party guest blah blah blah. You should focus on what you care about, what's really important."
"And what's that?"
"Being a brilliant writer and a great lay."
Comments
That IS good advice.
Do you have a date?
Posted by: Jennie! | June 17, 2008 08:32 PM
I can't think of two better things to be great at!
Posted by: Beth | June 17, 2008 09:04 PM
Cheers!
Posted by: Emms | June 17, 2008 10:46 PM
One small correction: you care about FINDING a great lay.
Posted by: peefer | June 18, 2008 09:44 AM
I am thinking you did not have this conversation with your mamaw.....
Posted by: Melissa (Courtney's Mom) | June 18, 2008 10:13 AM
Melissa stole my thunder.
And, yes he did win.
Posted by: You can call me, 'Sir' | June 18, 2008 12:06 PM
You should put those two things on your Match.com profile.
Posted by: churlita | June 18, 2008 06:13 PM