Why everyone should hate [fill in the blank].
My latest post is up at The Collective.
"So if I'm going to tell you what you should hate, I have to tell what you should fear. Omniscience, Omnipresence, and Omnipotence are the abilities to know everything, be everywhere, and do anything. God encompasses all those things, and that's okay; he's a benevolent sort. But what if a man was all three Os. You should fear that man in the deepest places of your soul. He's everywhere; he knows everything; he causes things to happen. You should hate him: he's Ryan Seacrest."
Comments
Wow. That is the perfect description for that man.
Posted by: Heather B. | January 28, 2008 11:14 AM
I wished I watched American Idol so I could truly hate him too.
Posted by: churlita | January 28, 2008 11:17 AM
I can't get the comments over on The Collective to work. Boo Hoo. Oh, and your author description says you live with cats. What about Margaret?
Posted by: Jenn (the not-sister) | January 28, 2008 11:41 AM
I don't watch or listen to him, but I suspect he's really just a puppet.
Posted by: ~Tim | January 28, 2008 09:58 PM
I know nothing of this Ryan you speak of, but I love the new look of your site.
Posted by: Mad William | January 29, 2008 01:38 AM
Wow! I see... now I understand! You are right we should hate him, it, whatever.
Posted by: lizzie | January 29, 2008 11:28 AM