Standard Harry Potter Spoiler Disclaimers Apply
"Heather, you have GOT to stop babying the girls on our little league team. They're eleven-years-old; if they're bleeding, they can put a bandaid on and get back out on the court!"
"I don't baby them. It wasn't just that she was bleeding; her sweat was getting into her cut and it was stinging her."
"You do baby them. You worse than baby them. You coddle them."
"I do not coddle them!"
"You do. You coddle. You mollycoddle. You're Molly Weasley."
"I am not! I'm Neville Longbottom."
"Molly Weasley!"
"Neville Longbottom!"
"Molly Weasley!"
"NOT MY DAUGHTER, YOU BITCH!"
"What?"
"Read the last book."
Comments
pwnd
Posted by: Jenn The Sister | December 20, 2007 10:31 AM
It's weird to see the words "little league" used with the word "court". (And with the word "girls", but that's not safe to say around here. You'll beat me up.)
I've deduced, however, that you're talking about a little league basketball team for girls. I'm smart like that.
You kids and your Harry Potter references. I just can't keep up. I'm dumb like that.
Hello, Heather Anne.
Posted by: scott | December 20, 2007 10:35 AM
Oh, Molly wobbles.
Posted by: Jennie! | December 20, 2007 11:26 AM
I laughed out loud when Molly screamed that in the last book! But I was also crying at that point so I didn't look very dignified.
Posted by: Jenn (the not-sister) | December 20, 2007 12:03 PM
dude - ditto the last comment!
Posted by: Cousin Candice | December 20, 2007 12:12 PM
You're Neville. And look: the word "evil" is built right in; so how on earth could someone with evil RIGHT IN THEIR NAME be a molly-coddler? I rest my case.
Posted by: shari | December 20, 2007 12:49 PM
Okay. I need to read the last book. I admit I haven't yet. Don't hate me.
Posted by: churlita | December 20, 2007 04:13 PM
Mollycoddle is one of my favorite words, and Molly Weasley's line is one of my favorite lines. Heathy, you just keep mollycoddling. Your girls will remember you for that.
Posted by: Kelly | December 21, 2007 05:10 AM