Come back and take what's coming to you, you yellow bastards! Come back here and take what's coming to you! I'll bite your legs off!
If you’re wondering whether or not my best friend, Amy Sue, planned my birthday party for Medieval Times; if you’re wondering whether or not Abigail flew across the country for it; if you’re wondering whether or not my friends and family spent their Saturday evening eating with their fingers and cheering for our own red knight; if you’re wondering whether or not I was Ladyshipped; if you’re wondering whether or not I was then arrested and tossed into the stocks for spreading witchcraft by my association with Harry Potter; if you’re wondering if the people jeering me loudest were Amy and Abigail; if you’re wondering whether or not I bought a sword; if you’re wondering if it was my best birthday party ever, the answer(s) is (are) yes.
It was the best. The very, very best.
I am drinking soda from a silver chalice right this very minute. But you probably already knew that.
Comments
It's just a flesh wound.
Posted by: reddirtgirl | December 8, 2007 10:46 PM
Heather, seriously.... I lurk here a bit and you have definitely too much FUN!....
Posted by: kirby | December 9, 2007 02:54 AM
That does look like the bestest party ever.
I'm late, but happy day anyway.
Posted by: Mad William | December 9, 2007 03:01 AM
Happy birthday, H.
xoxo
Emms
Posted by: Emms | December 9, 2007 06:40 AM
Happy Birthday! :)
Posted by: Lindsay | December 9, 2007 10:16 AM
So sorry we missed it. Looks like everyone had a good time.
Posted by: Aunt Andi | December 9, 2007 10:44 AM
Lady Heather,
Happy Birthday! That does sound like the best birthday ever! What will Amy do next year?
Posted by: Jenn (the not-sister) | December 9, 2007 12:32 PM
Happy Birthday Lady Heather! *tugs forelock*
Sounds like you had a great day! Though I bet it's not soda in that Goblet of Fire of yours. Cheers, Cass :)
Posted by: Cass | December 9, 2007 01:41 PM
Forsooth, that doth verily look totally cool!!!
Happye Birthdaye :) x
Posted by: Clare | December 9, 2007 03:21 PM
QUESTION: Did you get to keep that sweet sword?
Posted by: Jennie! | December 9, 2007 04:59 PM
Dearest Ladyship,
It is with self-loathing that I write to confess my oversight of this auspicious occasion of your birthday. Please have mercy, for I am sorry to the depths of my being, and wish only for your happiness in the year ahead.
With deepest regret and fond, admiring regards,
Your Servant, and a lowly worm.
Posted by: shari | December 9, 2007 06:52 PM
Happy Birhtday! You and your friends are awesome. I'm glad you had fun.
Posted by: churlita | December 10, 2007 11:45 AM