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You guys, I ripped this meme off of Kat because I think it is awesomer than anything I could write today. (Also, I am reading the Gossip Girl recap on TWoP, and I can't be bothered to interrupt the most important part of my Tuesday.) (I am so excited to guess who you are!)

Comment ANONYMOUSLY!

1. One secret.
2. One compliment.
3. One non-compliment.
4. One love note, but it does not have to be for me.
5. Lyrics to a song.
6. How old you are.
7. How long we've been friends.
8. And a hint to who you are.

Comments

1. I think I'm pretty awesome, actually.
2. You have the kindest, most generous heart, and every day I try to be worthy of your friendship.
3. Mean and funny is still funny.
4. Dear You Know Who You Are: I love you. You loved me back and I still love you. You lied to me and I still love you. You make it very hard for me to like being in love.
5. "So by a pretty dress, wear it out tonight, for anyone you think could out do me; or better still, be my winding wheel."
6. 29.
7. Ever since Brandon sent me your way.
8. "Gobble gobble goo and gobble gobble gickle, I wish turkey only cost a nickel."

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I think you're supremely awesome, actually.

1. I have secrets from everyone
2. I love your honesty.
3. Think of yourself occasionally.
4. "And don't forget. I'll always love you".
5. "I'm so tired
Of bitching to myself
And wrapping up my true emotions
To please everyone else
I'm so tired
Of bitching at all
Because life becomes so cynical
When you're waiting to fall
And I'm waiting to fall".
6. 21.
7. quite some time.
8. wamp wamp.

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Quite some time = forever, actually. :) And didn't you used to love the game Guess Who?

4. Jacob, please narrate my entire life.

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BF, please finish reading the recap with me.

1. I am addicted to comments.
2. Your writing is quite fresh (like a breath of fresh air, not like a bratty kid fresh.)
3. Why do you not comment back on my blog?
4. You won my heart by making me laugh.
5. Not to put too fine a point on it, say I'm the only bee in your bonnet, put a little birdhouse in your soul.
6. 6-8 weeks from 30.
7. We're not friends at this time. I've been reading your blog since last year's NaBloPoMo.
8. Christmas.

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I need more hints!

1. I'm not good at keeping secrets.
2. I love the way you write.
3. Come back to blogging permanently.
4.E flat
5. "Never seen you lookin' so lovely as you did tonight..."
6. 25
7. Shoot. I can't remember. Over two years now.
8. I'm the only Gryffinclaw you know.

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Even if you hadn't left your name in the comments, I would have known it was you!

1. I was a girl scout
2. I will read anything you ever write.
3. Delayed gratification sucks
4. Love hurts, love scars, love wounds, love mars
5. You know, me and Jesus? we have the same heart. The only thing that keeps us distant is that I keep f#*@'n up.
6. 43
7. A month?
8. "Hey Boo."

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I wondered if Mr. Avery knew how hopefully we had watched last summer for him to repeat his performance, and reflected that if this was our reward, there was something to say for sin. (Chapter 8)

1. I cry sometimes when I'm just talking to people, so happy am I to have them as friends and family.
2. Your ability to know yourself amazes and inspires me.
3. I miss your amazing inspiring self via email and/or via comments at my place.
4. Dear husband: You are my favorite. Thank you for holding my hand up this slippery, windy mountain we call life.
5. It was only one hour ago/It was all so different then/Nothing yet has really sunk in/Looks like it always did/This flesh and bone/It's just the way we are tied in
6. 25.
7. Since KellyBelly "introduced" me to you, and I realized you were rad.
8. We share more than just a fondness for Hermione and quoting (great!) movies.

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I am so close to figuring out who you are. I need one more hint.

1. I miss living alone.
2. You might just be the nicest person in the whole entire world.
3. I am too stubborn (you didn't say it had to be a non-compliment to you).
4. Dear you, I'm sorry that I didn't want to come to your pants party. I feel really bad about it. (OK, that wasn't really a love letter.)
5. So this is the new year. And I don't feel any different.
6. 25.
7. I can't remember when it happened, but I'm super glad it did.
8. I take a lot of polaroids. Heh.

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Speak up, I can't hear you from inside my Giant Wiener costume.

hey salad, do you really feel bad about not coming (heh) to the pants party? because i wouldn't.

also, there was some other something that i wanted to ask a question about but i will exercise some self-restraint for once.

also, i want to read a grammar manual right about now, but everything you've ever written has everything to do with me.

[i'm not polaroid]

[i hope]

one more line? c'mon, it's fun!

you're right; i'm being incredibly self-involved.

and possibly not using hyphens right.

the end.

* Secret? You must have me confused with someone who still has privacy. I'm a mom...
* You make the world a nicer, funnier, better place, and it makes me happy just knowing you're in it.
* Of all the walls I've painted, the denim blue one is my favorite.
* Dear Margaret, I wish you'd do more fun stuff with Heather Anne because I love you and she hardly ever writes about you anymore.
* I woke up this morning to the sound of breaking hearts/Mine is full of questions and it's tearing yours apart, Tearing yours apart/ And it's tearing us apart.
* Older than you! (Which makes me the boss.)
* Um, I don't really know. Awhile though.
* I never did much go for code names.

See? I can't even comment in code. *sheesh*

1. i know how THE story ends
2. youre way to awesome to not have someone in love with you!
3. i'm glad you post again

4. dear you, you took my heart and its the only place i could imagine it to be now.

5. like a bridge over troubled waters/ i would lay me down

6. 27

7. um..???

8. hugs rule.

1. I used to be good at maths!
2. You are a www (wonderfully witty writer)
3. But you are a slacker! You don't write enough!
4. All you need is love and laughter ... even after all this time.
5. "Hey hey I saved the world today
Everybody’s happy now
The bad things gone away
And everybodys happy now
The good things here to stay
Please let it stay"

6. 39
7. Not long.
8. *unloads shotgun*

1. Can you keep a secret? Well, so can I....
2. You are beautiful in so many ways.
3. Non-compliment you? Never!
4. The world is a better place with you in it. My life is better with you in it. I am a better person with you in my heart.
5. & 6. I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now.
7. Hmm, I know it's been over a year because I was ashamed that my spirit of giving paled in comparison to yours last Christmas.
8. Not on one hand.

One more hint a-coming:

I love all things Mellvillean.

(Also: I love playing glow in the dark frisbee.)

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