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The unfortunate thing about blogging is I can't tell you a lot of things, like how I saw someone get punched in the face today.

But the enormously spectacular thing about blogging is sometimes you can meet people. People like Kat! and Jennie! and Abigail! And then when you know them for a long time and you can trick them into thinking you are as awesome as they are, plus also you can help them know you are not an axe-murderer, you get to spend Thanksgiving with them! In Washington DC!

So, that's where I'm going. Washington DC. For Thanksgiving. With people way more awesome than me.


Here's some questions. I tried to interview Abigail, but she wouldn't answer. (You can answer in the comments, and maybe there will be an arbitrary prize.)

1) If you could dis-invent one thing, what would it be?

2) What cartoon would you like to live inside of for a whole entire day?

3) What is your favorite movie line?

4) What is one thing that always makes you laugh hysterically?

5) What is the last book you read?

Comments

Have you had dinner yet? Dessert?

or

Besides that, Mrs. Lincoln, how was the show?

or

I'm going to the nut shop where it's fun.

(I will continue to do this for all of time. Anything to prevent packing.)

I thought you were just trying to win a prize.

"I'll keep commenting just in cases."

1) Gun Powder
2) Fosters Home for Imaginary Friends
3)I bet you get a free bowl of soup, you buy a hat like that...looks good on you though.
4)Young Frankenstein
5)Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

1) the hardest....guess work - would rather hunt and gather and live in a cave...
2) Calvin and Hobbes - but definitely not as a grown up or Suzie.
3) Today - it'd be "Fiddle-dee-dee."
4)Lucille Ball
5) something Jane Austen...

(Hurrah! for a wonderful hearty Thanksgiving with wonderful hearty friends.)

1. Math.

2. The Jetsons.

3. (That is the hardest question ever.) "So knock... knock and barter for Desert Storm trading cards."

4. Puns.

5. "Into the Wild" by Jon Krakauer. I might have already gushed about it to you, but if not: I highly recommend.

1) Self flushing toilets-they waste water and on occasion, flush at inappropriate times
2) Scooby Doo
3) "Waiter, there is too much pepper on my poppy-cosh, but I would be proud to partake of your pecan pie."
4) Those Comcast commercials with the "Slow" Turtles, "Sorry and/or my bad."
5) "How the Pro-Choice Movement Saved America" by Cristina Page

kerrianne and bertha, I LOVE BOTH THOSE QUOTES. I quote them ALL THE TIME.

(I seriously cannot choose a favorite quote. Ever.)

1. The bra
2. The Jetsons
3. It can be a hat, a broach, even a pterodactyl
4. My husband and my brother
5. 1,000 White Women

1) Pantyhose.
2) Futurama. Or Peanuts.
3) Goonies never say die!
4) A monkey dancing.
5) It was a short story, does that count? ("The Offshore Pirate," Fitzgerald.)

1. Juice boxes.
2. Dexter's Laboratory
3. She loved him right back.
4. My aunt Donna
5. Locked Rooms by Laurie R. King

I don't know about the others, but if I lived inside a cartoon, I'd for sure want it to be My Little Pony. The bright colors, talking miniature horses, FLYING...how could you resist?

1. suits
2. Doug
3. "Well Sinead O'Rebellion, shock me, shock me, shock me, with that deviant behavior"
4. My cousin Greg
5. How to Eat Like a Hot Chick (it's for a book review)

1. The Atomic Bomb
2. Toy Story
3. "No, I like you very much. Just as you are."
4. When smart people say stupid things; also, The Office.
5. The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier and Clay by Michael Chabon

1. Commercials.
2. The Tick
3. "Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father. Prepare to die."
4. My husband laughing hysterically.
5. Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows.

1) The Cell Phone

2) Super Chicken

3) "Dogs and Cats living together, real wrath of God type stuff"

4) Dennis Miller

5) Blue Like Jazz

1) The concept of skinny super models!!
2) Kim Possible
3) Oh captain, my captain!
4) Stupid people
5) The life of Frida Kahlo.

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